Seriously, I hate mornings.

Someone be a doll and buy me a drink.

That was easy. x.com/devotedsalv/st…

That's a good thing? x.com/devotedsalv/st…

If you say so. x.com/devotedsalv/st…

I just wanna get drunk and do stupid things I'll regret.

Gosh, I need alcohol.

Thank you! [{Takes the flask from you.}] x.com/roguestud/stat…

You should go steal me a bottle. x.com/murdcring/stat…

Find me some. x.com/tearingapart/s…

Someone fetch me coffee. Unless you no longer want a heart, I'll have no problem ripping it from your chest.

In your dreams, lover boy. x.com/lovestruckdamo…

Coffee, I said. x.com/flaxenparadox/…

Only if you let me pour vodka in it. x.com/flaxenparadox/…

It takes one to know one, Damon | Parody |.

Neither do I, Damon | Parody |. Only on certain occasions.

I may or may not had too much to drink.

{ New Spencer Hastings } - crossovers are welcomed - bisexual - rp/sl - new to this fandom - rt pic.x.com/UlTAVWAlgD

I would but then I remember you barely have a heart, Ⅾamon Salvatore..

Currently baking chocolate chip cookies. I'm gonna so, so try my best not to burn my house down.