wash your face before you wash your butt

like so many of us whose minds often wander into darkness, I felt a kindred spirit in Anthony Bourdain, and the news of his passing breaks my heart. rest in peace.

i'm so excited for this x.com/BeeAndPuppyCat…

Visiting Hawaii makes me feel very out of shape, and at the same time very okay with being out of shape. Also I want to watch Moana 500 times in a row

if i'm ever trying to think of the name of a piano song, just remind me that it's Gymnopédie No. 1 by Erik Satie

That's so lovely, and the cursive writing is immaculate! x.com/LaurenC5688004…

wisdom from my wife: "nobody lies in their deathbed thinking 'i wish i had eaten more expired yogurt'"

half of the photos on my phone are accidental screenshots of my lock screen -_-

you can take the calories out of ice cream by telling yourself "you earned this" before eating it

oooo Naomi sent me overwatch and pokemon go stuff and my cat doesn't care but I love it #goodeggclub The Good Egg Club

Suddenly, you find yourself having a strong craving for King's Hawaiian Sweet Rolls

really have no idea what i'm doing anymore youtu.be/hE5D_Qyzcxk

this is AMAZING :D

First time eating Halloween candy from my kid's stash. It really does taste better.

Mario Kart Love Song is 10 years old today! That's like a 5th grader!

my new year's resolution is to not make posts about birdbox

my new year's resolution was to not look at pictures of hamburgers

Just now realizing that Matlock was the same guy as Andy Griffith.

Happy #MAR10DAY from me and Princess Peach (Selena Gomez)

christian slater singing 2 lines from my kitty song in willow ep 6 brought me back to life