If your loyalty is real, water is not supposed to cook fish

an ugly man knows he is ugly but an ugly b!tch thinks she is a baddie

I always keep my relationships private so that I can have multiple

And suddenly all your friends are visibly growing facial hair, and you hear more and more about getting a driver's license, getting a job, buying your first car, buying an apartment. It all sounds really strange because all we used to talk about was skipping classes, our crushes,

Life when you start focusing on yourself instead of begging someone’s daughter to text back

Worst she can say is "no"

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Stop being scared to be alone.

Nobody get fake friends reach fat people.

Make I go rewarm that post, I don Dey lose my touch

Buying electric cars in a country that doesn’t have stable electricity? You must be a joker.

Nothing you wan tell me bedbug go dey that bed

Ft at Old Trafford, the Bees gave their best but it wasn't enough