"Oh we're definitely doing this. Get ready."

"Oh yeah." And he's pinned the cat to the wall.

Oh, he plans to keep it public, unless the cat requests otherwise. He's slowly stripping down the cat's clothes.

Well then, he'll just casually push the now naked cat into DMs. Time for some fun.

"Don't mind me. I'm just here."

There is now a nice ass in front of the reader.

// Like for a starter, I guess. I will be rather selective, don't want too many RPs going at once.

"Anyone need a dicking?"

Horny goat noises.

Fuck the goat.

A nice cockslap to the reader. "Hey."

"Would you be up for going again sometime, wut?"

"Good. You know where to find me." He flicked a pair of spare house keys her way.

"Hey. Anyone horny?"

// Twitter locked one of my accounts and I can't use my number to unlock it. None of my accounts have numbers, so I'm sticking to @.Cheddarisms until this is resolved (found a way to post this without logging in) as I don't want them to get locked. Hope y'all understand.

// I have returned!

Horny goat sounds.

"Hey. You. Let me fuck you."

// I will be offline for a short while, as I need time to focus on my mental health.