Asylum seeker flown to Australian mainland for medical treatment from Nauru tried enlarging his penis by injecting palm oil. Palm oil associated with rainforest destruction, which is also a cause célèbre for Left activists like Dr Kerryn Phelps.

Australia’s regions are on fire, much like the war torn regions of Africa that refugees are migrants flee from. Under the regional settlement plan, this should be an easy transition for said migrants.

Westpac would not have allowed over 23 million money laundering transactions to have occurred, including for pedophiles, if its board was not distracted by social justice, equality, diversity, inclusion and sustainability initiatives.

Late in life Clive James became a climate change skeptic. At heaven’s gate he and St Peter agree that Al Gore’s treatise on climate action is rubbish. Clive’s response is a play on his own memoirs’ title.