It's never as easy as you would like - but not as hard as you fear. It's never as near as you would like - but not as far as you fear

It shall come to be that one day, many of our graduates who either paid or slept with lecturers for grades will become leaders of tomorrow.

That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport or bank, and your abs of steel set them off.

Let your dreams be bigger than your fears and your actions be louder than your words.

You're only alive because its illegal to kill you.

My Definition of a clean room: A clear path from the door to my bed.

That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

When a girl says "whatever", she really means, "I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it."

Teacher: "How old is your father?" Boy: "As old as me." Teacher: "How can that be?" Boy: "He became a father only when I was born?

I hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.