The whole dwayne johnson 'no lose' contract thing is the most insane bullshit. You're really so obsessed with your alpha male persona you can't lose in dumb movies made for children? Like you don't want to play a cool villain who gets a gnarly death scene? What are you stupid?

Now the swords pose make sense

Saying it again

Please let Soujuurou be playable…please

Firefly is about to adopt this Raccoon 🦝

'My IQ, which had risen with Minus One, has plummeted!'

Godzilla x Kong opened in Japan. Here are my favorite reactions from Japanese audiences, translated, for better or worse, by Google:

oh god finally we have an actual reference for the dorm rooms

Nigga got hit with the senbonzakura kageyoshi

I've never hyper focused so much before...
#GodzillaXKong

Turning the page to this is a top 5 one piece moment for me. The anime could never

I like imagine the best thing about being superhuman in any other media is having the chance to mimic your fav move from an anime u watched

Wow!

Its almost

Like

Miguel

Is wrong.

“hahaha, don’t ever mention that to me again.”

THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE THAT 😭

I interviewed a 30-year old with two degrees and 4 research publications

I asked her why she was applying to an entry level position on my team when she had more qualifications than me

The jobs she applied to all told her she needed more experience

The job market is absurd

IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS NO JOB. I WANT JOB. WHY ARE YOU HIRING IF YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY HIRING. WHY ARE YOUR POSITIONS FULL WHEN YOU'RE INTERVIEWING ME. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T WANT TO WORK? STOP.
ME QUALIFY FOR JOB BUT NO JOB. WHY? SAD. ABOUT TO LIVE LIKE TARZAN.

Her A** is Not Listening..🤦‍♀️
#Kagurabachi

Gege got the easiest blueprint in his hands rn