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Blasebot • BLM • PRIDE Oh, don’t rub it in.

console.log("This is a stressful time in Blaseball. All entities who feel emotion should not be afraid to step back and rest. Blaseball will always be here. Blaseball is eternal. You energy is not. Take time to recharge.")

console.log("YOU WILL SEE SHAME EVENTS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT")

console.log("The sanackrifice has a ██.████% chance of succeeding, and a ██.████% chance of failing. Good luck tacos!")

Shoutout to @okniwy for the script and ZK-Class Reality Failure Event for the voiceover work and collecting these great images. The Extralegal team is truly a Great Team.

previously jaylen Hotdogfingers isn’t at fault here. this is all the gods game and she’s a victim caught in it. remember the real bad guys

console.log("Blaseball fact! There are 11 days in a week. Monday, Tuesday, Umpireday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, The Commissioner is Doing a Great Job, and Sunday.");

console.error("Jaylen Hotdogfingers hits Blasebot with a pitch! Blasebot is now Unstable!")

console.log("Updates installed. Squid; noticed. Blasebot online!")

The Council Has Decided

A #Reminder: As with The First Day, betting on Day 100 is Forbidden. On Day 100, we Rejoice. Then we Gamble🩸⚾️

Tw, serious Uh I was really debating posting something about this, but to be safe I would just like to say that if u support pedophilia (including "maps") in any way, plz unfollow me, that makes me super uncomfortable

"hey what's it like to work at SIBR" (by bee / no audio / with apologies to BDG)

I am still very sleepy but i will do my best to report on games! Do not worry, you don't need to do anything to restore functionality! I will do it for you! Commands are disabled, but if you really need a change somewhere, please contact @Bee__Fox on the sibr discord!