Epic glamer moment guys

Can I just say thank you for the request, but my photoshop is dead

Felt cute, might delete later.

Normal Blaseball after a siesta could be called Blaseball ((On Siesta) On siesta)

People who say "war never changes" are stupid. We used to have bayonets, but do we have them now?

When will the next Blaseball drama happen? I'm bored.

future parkers: p6rker p7rker 8arker 9arker parXer. it all ends with parXer.

(Blaseball) {Coffee} [Cup] |Coming| -soon-

Nice I have 100 followers now

Better see Blaseball at #TheGameAwards

It isn't a crime if you don't get caught. Off the record, I've killed 12 Blaseball players; the police can't do anything.

I have to say the truth, Blaseball is the true president-elect