Teeth.

looking forward to the 2025 retrospective youtube video essays titled "what was blaseball?" by people who did not actually get to experience blaseball and instead tried to figure it out by piecing together things from before and the wiki

You are no longer participating in the cultural event of blaseball

the real blaseball was the friends and elaborate twitter personas we made along the way.

Hey everyone, With the announcement today that Blaseball is shutting down, we'd like to do something special. Even if you've never written for us, we invite you all to submit a blurb for our Blaseball CLOSING THOUGHTS. Info in our general conversation channel in our Discord.

blaseball had to end before a mint passed the bar exam

Teeth

I will never elaborate on this

A note regarding future activities

fellas, Im gonna be honest with you there is a thousand of these in a warehouse, theyre all a foot tall thats 1000 feet do you know whats also 1000 feet? the eifiel tower we have an eifiel tower in a warehouse buy now blaseballcares.com/products/your-…

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Beloved players incinerated in the outfield. I watched a fox bat so hard it killed the sun. All those moments will be lost in time... like uncached updates in rain. Time for Crab

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If anyone wants a freshly-rolled Player from my Blaseball Player Generator then just let me know. Give me a Team and a number from 1 to 25 and I'll show you the results.

bug 🐛 They say you can’t multitask, but you can most definitely multiforget

auntie cistamine Glenn has it on CD backup! Since he doesn't have a CD player, I'm heading over in the AM to get it. Thanks again so much for your interest. joneshouseband.com

I’ve always loved the Don’t Touch signs used Museum of Australian Democracy #museumtwitter what are the most creative ‘Please Don’t Touch’ signs you have used or seen?