A reminder: It's ok to not be into Blaseball. It's ok to check once a day on your team. It's ok. It's just for fun. Your level of investment is valid so long as it isn't hurting anyone. Having fun is the most important part. We are all love Blaseball.

CAW CAW CAW THWACK courtesy of patty fox

YOU SEE THOSE BIRDS IN THE SKY THATS US YOU ARE WELCOME CAW CAW CAW

we have been asked to clarify HI IM BIRD thank you for clarification

SCREECH

IF THE BIRDS ARE FOLLOWING YOU THAT MEANS THE BIRDS ARE FOLLOWING you

CAWCAW CAW SCREEEEEEECH

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW thank you lars

SQUAK

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

TASTEY SNACKS :)

"FINALS" AS IF YOUR END IS NOT AT OUR DISCRETION

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE STRIPED NOW

BIRDS IN LOS ANGELES CURRENTLY REPORTING REVEOSTAHW SNOITARREBA ON this is your fault

The Baltimore Crabs absolutely, unapologetically support transgender rights. If you don't put your CLAWS UP FOR TRANS RIGHTS, you're not a real crab! We want every human to have the chance to live safely and happily as themselves (until the Great Carcinization begins)

the fuck is up with all these microphones they r crowding me out

REPLY TO THIS AND YOU WILL BE SAFE FROM THE BiRDS!! AVAILABLE TO ALL :> BIRDS ARE NOT YOUR ENEMOES

.Hades Tigers Official Fan Club CONGRATS ON THE WIN THERE ARE BIRDS IN HADES NOW :> WE ARE HERE :> YOU CANNOT BE RID OF US :>

.@HellmouthGoose .@BlaseballJay BIRD COALITION TO RESPECT THE BIRDS SUGGESTIOn? THOUGHTS? BIRDS? TOGETHERBIRDS?