Everyone’s in the Bloodhouse. Everything’s fine 🩸

Stop saying I look like Chuck Rodman

The great splort of Blaseball

The Mouth expresses their disappointment of the peanut thieves. The only acceptable form of theft is from the rich.

We here at the Blaseball Annoucers Guild take extreme pride in our unbiased and centered commentary on the great splort of Blaseball. With that being said @jesstelephone is bae and I would let her drag me into hell any day. -RC

Wy.....att?

We here at the Blaseball announcers guild know nothing of this feedback. The Mic and The Mouth are not affiliated in any way. I will take no further questions.

Was dissaponited to find out Bean Dad isn't a great Blaseball player name and is actually a horrible father.