What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.

Good to have some representation.

blaseballplayersunion.org

They can't kill all of us. Hopefully. #blaseball

Due to Privacy Concerns for the time being, teams that have unionized will not be revealed at the current moment.

The site should be officially up and running! Are you doing your part? Ask your blaseball captain to join, today! #blaseball

Why must blaseball players be separated by team? Why must blaseball players be separated by body? We can all win, all the time. Blaseball Players Union: "It's not against the rules, yet!"

United we bargain, Divided we bleg. Join the one Blig Union, today. #blaseball

Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?

Just addressing some rumors some of you all may have heard, BPU does not support the notion that bugs are animals.

It's your rights. It's your game. Shouldn't you get to be in control for a change? #blaseball

Have YOU hugged your local blasebal player today?