Congrats to the Season 5 Internet Series champions, the Chicago Firefighters! We are all from Chicago.

In a shocking turn of events, the first incinerated player in league history, Jaylen Hotdogfingers, is climbing the Idol leaderboard. There is a blessing called Lottery Pick this year where the 14th-most idolized player gets stolen... but what if that player... IS DEAD?!? 😇🌭🖐️

Jaylen Hotdogfingers next Sunday:

Dargo makes a great observation about the Peanut. The red dotted line may well designate the idol placement of each of the three Peanut players. Blaseball fans, it's time to get reeeeeeal weird with it.

Some verryyyy interesting theories about the red line... 🤔🤔🤔

The Wild Wings are in full litigation mode against the Blaseball Gods. Will they be smited for their insolence? Smoted? Smitten? Smot?

BREAKING NEWS: Is the Commissioner technically a Blaseball God? Why else would they feel compelled to answer for the Gods? Is that how they are always doing a great job? More updates as this story develops.

If you buy the Peanut Theory, there is only one more window to get the three Peanuts into the top 3. After Game 99, it appears that idols may lock. Peanutiel Duffy is in, but the other two need a little help.

Game 99 matters for the Flowers and Mills. Mills win or Flowers lose, and the Mills are in. Otherwise, it's Petal to the Metal.

The The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️ ended their historic season with 80 wins, a full *eight* games better than the previous record. 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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It'll be the first ever Internet Series appearance for the Seattle Garages! They'll take on the juggernaut Baltimore Crabs. We are all love blaseball.

Blaseball is taking a siesta next week! Thank you all so much for venturing with us through eight wild seasons. We have some BIG surprises up ahead, but we need just a little more time to prepare. See you soon!🩸⚾️

So apparently this is a thing.