If I see myself on the "poor little meow meow" account I'm turning the whole Spellscout cohort into cats for a week. This is a threat

Am I even a blaseball player anymore? Is it worth running drills? Yes, because the Spellscouts have a blittle league and I will not be overshadowed

Hey my modelling gig! Go get a copy gang, I look great

Spellscouts took my phone as a prank and lost it in a game with a nature spirit. But I'm back! I owe a nature spirit some cool rocks, but I'm back!

Just heard about the Tillman body pillow. My mind is torn between "this is terrible" and "I shall buy one for everyone's birthday this year" If anyone makes a body pillow of me that would be appropriate revenge

Desert scattered feels different to regular scattered. I can still think clearly. The lack of stars in the sky is unnerving, so I use illusion magic to make a little astroglobe. Eizabeth Elliott became the spaghetti can you review it? Unsure if my memory of star charts is correct

Exploring the realm of the parkpark on my own has led to many opportunities to think. Most common thought: I should have brought a compass

What should I be for Halloween this year? We're having a party with the Spellscouts

Oh cool I don't have to play and I get to watch the games! Hope the fans don't swarm me. I'm kidding, our stadium is so big they need an orienteering badge to find the players stands.

What the SPIT? Tyler Fiesta is playing in this? I remember them from being a spellscout not that long ago! Time works weird here I guess.

Heya it's Lester! I've never beaten them at the arcade. Glad to see them trying a new game!

Omg Zenith too!? I didn't even know they knew how to play. Does that mean they were just politely brushing me off when I asked them to umpire a Spellscout game?

Oh cool Jutland got lightning powers? King Weatherman is forecasting: Stormy Season for the rivals of the Magic in the Short Circuit!

Needless to say I'm rooting for Canada Moist Talkers this internet series! TALK SPIT GET HITS

A whole new universe! Dolf Wynn? I'm pretty sure I met their friends back in Sunken Halifax. Or were those just regular dolphins?

Hmm? Peanuts? Yeah sure. I'm just enjoying the snow tbh

Last short circuit soon! Then I guess we'll play again. I think I'm looking forward to it? Hope the umps play fair

Where... am I? Colorado? What?

The 5th base, me, and BONK JOKES all reunited! Time to do some crimes on the Philly Pies again I think!