To Hegseth and the MAGAs who have persistently denigrated female service members, this woman’s calm professionalism after the stressful event of ejecting from a jet traveling 600 mph proves their ignorance. What a champ.

Imagine a world where Benjamin Netanyahu is in prison where he belongs

Kristi Noem lasts 37.2 Scaramucci’s

Claiming we've been at war with Iran for 47 years is some high-quality gaslighting. It also raises a lot of questions for Reagan, Oliver North, and anyone else involved in selling the enemy arms for hostages.

The new Supreme Leader looks like when you die in D&D and create a character that looks and acts the same with all the same stats. I'm not Ali Khamenei, I'm *Mojtaba* Khamenei and my goal is to avenge my father's death

Why can't these people just decline a post they're clearly not qualified for?

If Google wants to really help the web browsing experience, start prioritizing recipe pages with the recipe on top so I don't need to know what a tuna melt is or someone's biographical history with sandwiches is like.

That's "Mr. October" to you. And he lives.

I was led to believe naval combat of the future would be all anti-ship missiles.

It might be time to bench Donald J. Trump and sign Joe Flacco to finish this term

This comes after a legendary meltdown in front of the press corps. So-called "alpha" males are the biggest whiners.

I am still baffled as to why a war to make us forget about the Epstein Files was given an operation name that begins with "Ep," has two syllables, and is followed by a two-syllable word that begins with F.

Europeans watching the man who called NATO obsolete, then threatened a member’s territory, now ask for help for the war he already ‘won’

To be fair, Trump is only the second-most racist president to promise not to go to war and then go to war anyway.

"Judea and Samaria" is what Zionists call the West Bank. If your state uses this term, it's probably controlled by Israeli money. Looking at you Arkansas. Soon to be Oklahoma, West Virginia, Florida, Utah, Louisiana, Georgia, South Carolina, Iowa, and Idaho.

corporate country music is ultimately responsible for all of this

If America really was the New Roman Empire, I feel like the Secret Service would be a lot more Praetorian by now

When you refer to US troops as "Boots on the Ground" you're distancing yourself from the fact that those boots carry a person with potentially a spouse and kids, who trusts the country not to risk their life for something stupid or unnecessary. You're sending our people.

Angela goddamned Lansbury solved better murder mysteries than Paradise.

We can't afford human health care