The best way to guarantee a response from me is by tipping or buying something <3😛

Pat pat, little kitten 🐈

I had an interview yesterday… Meet Blakelys Rodeo era 🤠

I swear being a stripper is a humiliation ritual bc during last rotation why did literally EVERYONE walk off the stage with a bucket except me. This is why I don’t even do the cool shit I can do on a pole. Everyone just wants to see ass flappin in the wind.😒

I CAN NOT wait to move. Tell me why my landlord was informed by my neighbor about me outside taking my bikini snow pictures. Like sir, I was on my own fucking balcony. Then the cherry on top was my landlord who’s MARRIED & also a PREACHER asking to see them. Sir, I’m about to

Manager: Blakely, you can’t yell at the customers for not tipping when you’re on stage. Me: Fine, but they’re still gonna know…

To the woman I screamed “redbull” at in the Taco Bell drive thru when she asked what I wanted to drink….im putting myself in the corner

So apparently im not the only one having issues with Fansly payout system…. Which platforms do you all recommend switching to?

smokin on the shit that made kitty say hello

happy valentine’s day weekend. make sure to spoil your parasocial girlfriends and max out their thrones, youpays and cashapps! spend your money on gifts for them and edge yourself silly! 🩷💋💌

Rodeo bound 🐴🖤

Happy Valentine’s Day! 💕

It’s all fun and games until

Can we cancel Valentine’s Day please? This weekend has been ass 😳

Me: I can handle rejection. No issue Also me: having a full blown crash out bc several of my regulars at the club made me chopped liver.

I’m manifesting this damn it

i smoke way too much weed to not be a weed influencer by now omg

Inked Siren 💋💋