Ashley said our child’s middle name can be Vader 🥳

“Take a shot, it taste like juice” Me after finding out it taste nothing like juice:

Anybody else beat their girlfriend in rock, paper, scissors ( all the time ) and no matter what you were doing it for, she claim you cheating and doesn’t do what you did the game for??

We have politicians willing to go for broke to Ban TikTok, but won’t lift a finger to help end Gun Violence.

We are failing our children. Guns are now the leading cause of death for children in the U.S. Michelle and I mourn with the students and families of the Covenant School today.

looooseerr asssss bitchhhhh 🥱

When you understand that God is never late, you wait differently.

My gf: baby am I pretty? me:

“Go outside if you wanna horse around” Me:

She called me a monster, I just miss my Boo.

if she didnt go to a halloween party last night marry her

non aesthetic things The fact teachers get paid less than college football players shows how much we care about education for children in the USA

POSTING THIS EVERY TIME I SEE IT

I absolutely will always love the smell of papas con pollo when Ashley is making it 🤤🤤

I really want my son to be born like now.. butttt also a May the 4th birthday couldn’t be more fitting ❤️

not digging through a woman’s purse, imma bring the whole bag everytime