I love going on twitter and mass liking all my friends tweets from days ago and then disappearing for weeks. Rinse and repeat 🫡

Had a night out for the first time in 8 years 💁🏻‍♀️

When the GC takes on Shawn Desman

Can we please have a period app that doesn’t give me a SUBSCRIBE NOW page every time I open it I’m begging

Happy apple day to all who celebrates

So happy to have her back😭

Help A&W has AI in their drive thru😭

An indica and a redbull are battling it out in my body. Who will win? Not me.

I hate that I get carsick, it feels so childish

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER

I need a bbno$ 👶🚫💰 and Marshall Mathers collab in 2026 I’m BEGGING

Took exactly one Christmas selfie

Defied all the odds (got a contract extension when there are threats of major cuts)

9 years in this cesspool

No idea who you are but go off I guess.

Y’all know I’m Canada down

Only on twitter to report the gas prices. Going up 8.6 cents tonight PEI!