HAHAH yessss

obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

BRETT YOU SAVAGE. ily

So like..... they’re grabbing drinks on Jimmy Kimmel live tonight, right??? I need to see this play out. #TheBachelorette

I’m weak. 😂

Someone today asked me if I wanted to read Smash Mouth's "All Star" translated into Aramaic and then back to English. The answer to that question is always yes.

Honestly... forget Hulu and Netflix, sign me up for DISNEY PLUS BABYYYY 🙌🏼 #HeyNow #HeyNow #ThisIsWhatDreamsAreMadeOf

Please read this thread and enjoy.

my boss is only 34, and her and her husband have been together for 20 years since they started dating at 14. I asked her what is your advice to staying together and in love all those years? This was her response. I’m not crying my eyes are just watering.

🚨 SOS 🚨 Happiness continues and the Jonas Brothers are making a comeback to Nashville this weekend to be a guest on @bradpaisley’s ABC special!! RT this tweet for your chance to win passes to the show! Don't hesitate 😉🆒💕

The cuteness is unreal 😭😍😭😍

Yeah ME FREAKIN TOO 😭😭

⚡️Ayo shoutout to Kaitlyn Bristowe & Blaire Frey for putting people on to this song! Caroline Kole song.link/us/i/1457098001

January: 😂 February:♥️ March:😍 April:🤗 May:🤪 June:😭 July:🥰 August:🥳 September:☺️ October:😉 November:😳 December: 🤩

Effective immediately all music video hours on CMT and CMT Music channels will have complete parity between male and female artists. That means 50/50. #CMTEqualPlay

Happy Birthday Blaire Frey!!!!!!! 🥳 I am truly sOoOoOoOoO glad you liked scrunchies so we could meet and move your fam to Fort Worth in the middle of a pandemic without you ever having been here so we can take… instagram.com/p/CD_zuXIpsJJ/…

Summer is gone, go put a flannel on 🤘🏼🍂 Inspired by “All The Fall Things” at Dunkin' ☕️ 🎶: blink-182 parody

Happy 4th of July to everyone except Netflix for not picking up @NBCManifest !!! COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO 😂 #SaveManifest

LONG LIVE DURING THE SPEAK NOW SET 🙌🏼🥹 Taylor’s Version is always the best version 🫶🏼 #TSTheErasTourTaylorsVersion