//recycling!

Bros I am worried, where is my sister

I know Cleri said to stay out of trouble, but she's not here, sooooooo

[Click] [Muffled sounds of struggling. A window is pried open slowly, and air rushes in] (quietly)"Alright, the worst is over. Now-" [A noise of surprise followed quickly by a series of thumps, sending pencils and other debris flying] ... "Ow." [Click]

What the shit is the web

No seriously I keep seeing shit like the buried??? Is this an inside joke where you put "the" and then an ominous noun of your choice????