Could not imagine a more obvious opportunity for City of Edmonton to return #LandBack than the land currently in discussion for the Prairie Sky Gondola 🚠

Do I hate every room in my house or am I just on Pinterest again? ✨️✨️✨️

Reaaaaaaally wish I wasn't forced into looking at an ob*sity poster while getting my covid booster. 🙃🙃🙃

Narratives to evoke pity for fat people is not "humanizing us". Portraying fat people as capable, complex, driven, passionate, desirable, fallible, dynamic - THAT is what we need and who we truly are.

Is it a "haul" or do I own one pair of pants that fit and Winter is coming and I can't keep fucking around ordering one pair at a time and praying they fit.

If I'm stoned, at least I should be dressed. - Me planning to meet new people

sure, I could clean my house OR I could just buy more candles

I want the confidence of the neighbourhood kids that tried to trick-or-treat TONIGHT and then were aghast that I didn't have candy to give them.

Signing into every Zoom meeting with Carly Rae Jepsen 's new album blaring in the background so everyone hears what a banger it is.

I use my alumni Google Drive more than my actual degree, are you kidding me University of Alberta ☠️☠️☠️

I think Alberta hospitals need to start giving us estimate bills whenever we seek medical help just to show us how utterly useless $1200 is.

SCREAMING OVER THIS. Stating your wife is "your therapist" and "holding things together for both of you" AND THEN SUGGESTING GETTING HER A PET TOTE. Oh my godddddd. I know she's not real, but also, she should still leave you. 🫠

I know there's a lot of fun #15minutecity jokes, but as a person with an aging and increasingly less mobile parent, the reality that people are protesting against more accessible communities makes me want to scream. #yegcc City of Edmonton

Did my eating disorder write this?

#NewProfilePic Twitter TOLD ME to tweet this, and like they're not wrong. 🎀💖

The millennial desire to cab downtown while listening to heartbreak music in a hot little outfit, cosplaying The Hills like it's still Y2K.

The way I need PR firms to know the phrase "we're democratizing fashion" is like nails on a fucking chalkboard to me.

Up until last week, I genuinely thought the Tetris movie was about talking blocks.