I JUST WANT TO READ BUKOWSKI AND BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF MANIA

Most people just don't get it 😭

I get to so excited for my bday (in December) but then all I do is crib and cry.

Guys spaces still exist on twitter OMG tf you all talk about, is there someone still singing and playing guitar? Or reciting random urdu Shayari? Or doing a standup??????

It would be so cool if i were bestie with Nakshatra 🫶

It's hard to not have anger issues when your manager points out errors in a strategy and then give notes that are literally out of thay very strategy.

Academics: "I have imposter syndrome" Also academics:

Me reading my thesis

Suggest movies, my letterboxd has like 3 reviews only this month :(

I am not romantic, you know. I never was. I ask only a comfortable home.

Itna zor se matha teka, back or Dimaag dono crack!!!!

I mean, I understand why someone would want to become a Bounty Hunter. Why would you not want to off people who suck AND get some extra cash. Plus, being an adult is irritating enough.

1 employee:10 RMs

girl giving therapy to a guy about yourself is parkour!

These two co-passengers were introducing each other. One of them said I am from UP and the guy from punjab said "oho...hmm" and they didn't speak at all. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The cowardly dogma of corporate life

I’m not doing any work this weekend. Not et al.

Dear writers and non-writers, Not every " — " is from ChatGPT. Thank you.

Earphones not charged. Going to have the most meanest conversations with my colleagues at office today! Better hide bichezzzz

Academic flirting: “I’ll read your article” ⭐️ “I read your article” ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “I cited your article” ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️