“Nooo you don’t.”

“Call it a draw if you want to live. You two are pals, but she’ll have your head if she finds out you think the dog is cuter.”

“There we go.”

Is mother here? He has something to say. He’s struggling to keep a straight face.

“Oh for fuck’s sake. Mother, how many have you had?!”

This reminded him... Oh, shit. This is just like when He was here. “Mother... how many fingers am I holding up?” Thumb, index and middle.

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He’s not here, She’s not going to get hurt. Breathe, Mordred. “I don’t know where it is, sadly. Perhaps we can look for it together?”

It’s Fucking It’s making me tear up a lil

He’s using the practise. All those old plays, he’s learning how to act. How to pretend. Faux happiness, false joviality. “Well, “ he intoned, walking briskly after her, his hands behind his back, “have you looked in the kitchen?”

I found his weakness.

No

DANCE TIME

And I kid you not, Weiss, she turns herself into an immortal. She’s called immortal Salem. It’s the saddest shit I’ve ever seen.

Give me a hug please

Toss a coin to your... Hunter, oh Valley of plenty!

Eeeeh Mordred is my lesser active account should I just yeet him

Crouching moron hidden badass. In this case, crouching fluffer hidden badass.