"I've always wondered what it's like to be an only child but I kind of feel like one because I've always been so obsessed with myself"

I'm looking for a sugar daddy with a boat, I repeat, I'm looking for a sugar daddy with a boat!

Everyone has to believe in something. I believe I should be in the Caribbean drinking mimosas

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money

Are you free today? No, I'm expensive 💁🏼‍♀️

Where do you see yourself in a year? On a yacht in the Mediterranean

What's your dream job? I don't dream of labor

Always be kind, you never know who might own a boat

Why walk around a table if you can stand on it

If you ain’t got haters you ain’t poppin’

Men always come back or their lives get worse

If they do it with you they’ll do it to you

People who brake at green lights deserve to always be late, like miss their flight be 2 min late

If a boy is mean to you it doesn’t mean he likes you. Kick him in the nuts

If you post on IG but don’t text me back I’m holding a funeral for you, bye

“What’s better than 1 boyfriend? SEVEN!” -BB

I had a bagel in a bath tub. I don’t know if that’s a new high or new low

I’ve never been to a bar where every girl is in sneakers but I don’t hate it

“I’m not your ATM” -my dad this morning

Uncle Donny … you home? Blackout Barbie Solvanna