FYI. Paul McCartney did NOT write Agadoo. He wrote the introduction to Superman. Ffs.

This is not Rolf Harris. It’s Dene Michael 💎 he lies about his involment with Black Lace during their biggest years. And steals money via benefit fraud. Convicted criminal.

I tweeted this years ago ...

I hate you BBC News (UK)

The rumour is out... clearly. #ski

Hitch a ride!

Justin Bieber is still a thing?

Your watch Donald J. Trump : Top NYC doctor takes her own life bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…

Unless you’re called Dom. And are a dick.

Sarah Vine has to suck her own tits. No one else will go near. Not even Michael ‘give me any old bit of tit’ Gove. Fact. #ski

Dear @darrengrimes_ You don’t confront your past by erasing it and pretending it never existed. You confront your past by ensuring you can never forget it.

Ski.

And a snorkel.

@LeeCPSkelly Ian Collins Always love. And we fucked up the reply. Sorry.

Remember. A puppy isn't just for Christmas Rachel Howells Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan it's for Summer too!

This is very interesting youtu.be/c-CI6bbzEl4

We did the Hokey Cokey. x.com/davidclewis/st…