Don't blame me, I voted for Hermione Granger

pope yes

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

The existence of Chicago Pope implies the existence of MLA Pope and APA Pope

I like that the new Pope's middle name is Francis, but he didn't take the easy route of going with Francis II. 🦁

I watched some Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers for the first time in 30 years, and I'd like to know how geologists felt about all the seismic activity every time a Zord showed up.

it's crazy that America doesn't even show up in the Bible till the last book

1,000 retweets and they have to bring us back

Wow, they have weaponized sinkholes to take out the competition. Diabolical.

Coldplay is defending the institution of marriage better than conservative evangelicals.

some of you need to engage with a tailor SWIFTLY

Wait...do you actually have a spare 4 hours for me to tell you?

ctvnews.ca/edmonton/artic… MY PURGATION IS ENDING!

I barely tweet anymore but I'd just like to say that the internet is not a real place.

My students (average age 25ish) told me they are buying me an Elder Emo t-shirt. Excuse me, I wear colours now...

I caused the shutdown. And I’ll do it again

Just when I thought the world was ending, hope arrives on the scene... leaderpost.com/news/saskatche…

The actual detective investigating the Louvre Crown Jewel heist