“I don't cook, I don't clean But let me tell you, I got this ring!”

That is true talent! “You’d make a killing at concerts doing that, give Dazzler a run for her money.”

“So the skyline is just full of speech bubbles?” That’s it’s own form of pollution. “I’ve been to one or two, not in a long time though. And I don’t remember much…” Because drugs and alcohol and wild twenties.

Hero Cats! A love story.

“Cats and I have a very special arrangement. They do ad I request, and I feed them the very best food.” She was a raw feeder, it was basically the vegan of the pet world. Species appropriate and all that. “What Dan I say? They have good taste!”

“You look rough, hard day?”

“Just hump day, huh?” Or that’s the story he was going with. Her arms slid around his shoulders, she stepped closer and let her body press to his. “Yeah, I’m alright. Better than you by the looks of it.”

“How am I not dead yet?” “Must be a crazy little thing called luck.”

“We can all agree that Hayley is an abomination.” “I’m hoping for a Murder Mod.”

“Been a minute.” “Was getting my beauty sleep?”

“No comment.” But her cat food bill has tripled.

“Me-ow.”

There’s also a little ‘L’ and ‘R’ on the inside so he knows which foot they go on.

“Elite clubs are vastly overrated and tend to be full of the wrong sort of people. Why worry about it?”

At some point, they all meet each other. That’s the magic of the multi-verse. “There you go, sweetie. Unless you were low-key trying to get yourself an invite?” x.com/nbd_spidey/sta…

She grinned at him, a flicker of mirth behind her eyes. “And I just called you out?” Unintentionally. Mostly. “Why don’t you just ask them? Decent people will say yes, and anyone not decent? Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained.”

"Can't forget to wish Peter B. Parker-Hardy a happy Father's Day, can we?" "I think we should go to the zoo, and grab some pizza. I promise I won't even complain that I hate pizza."

Generally Peter did get more excited at the Zoo than Ben, that was part of the fun. "Tiffins? The candy slices?" Candy was better than pizza. "Any Zoo you want, you get to pick on your day. Just not any of the New York Zoo's, they make me sad."

“Life doesn’t seem better on the other side.”

Diving in Swiping your heart CRUSHING IT Sashaying away (meow)