That part of a project where you wake up in the middle of the woods, so many paths in front of you but you finally have to pick one.

Real house at the end of a trail. Going inside?

Signs that hell is empty.

I don’t know what it is about Oregon, but our ants will infest anything. #backyardhorror

Fame. Fortune. Jellyfish. When an aspiring young actress accepts an invite to a fading A-lister's home, she soon learns the terrifying secrets of the Hollywood Elite. My next book STARLET will be out on Aug 27th. Preorders are up now. ghoulish.rip/product/starle…

Keep those preorders coming. Add it on Goodreads. Tattoo the release date on the back of your eyelids so you get a little reminder every time you blink. August 27th. Tell your friends. Tell your friends friends. Tell the mayor.

On a reread of vintage Terry Pratchett, right now, and I think I found one of my favorite bits.

Early reviews for STARLET have all been killer so far. Hell yeah. Fame. Fortune. Jellyfish. Find out the secrets of the Hollywood Elite for yourself. Out Aug. 27th. Publisher: ghoulish.rip/product/starle… Bezos: amazon.com/gp/aw/d/194372… LET'S GOOOOOO

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Today’s felt like one long, slow fall off a cliff.

They say write what you know. I wrote a book with clowns, the occult, missing persons, and one hell of a traveling circus. :) Mesonoxian a.co/d/02uyy7Cu

A blurb from one of the past and future greats. Lots of gooey fluids. How could you resist?

Read my new book. That is all.

Pick up my gooey slasher satire STARLET today and turn yourself into a SUPERSTAR like me! Available now.

Way more excited for this than I should be. #phantasm

There’s no spooky season like #SeasonoftheWitch and #TomAtkins.

Bizarrocon 2024. Getting weird in the best possible way. #bizarrocon

Boneless wings = Chicken Nuggets. Change my mind.

Leaving this dumpster fire with the reek of burning Teslas in my wake. If you come looking, I’m at [email protected]

Random plug, but 17NFS is on sale for less than $10 on Amazon right now. If you’re up for polymorphic curses, punk rock, and body horror, this book screams for you. a.co/d/amgPQX8