Twitter's not as fun as it used to be

I really really don't want to go to work today

I guess I will go shower

So damn glad it's Friday

if you don’t believe there is magic in the world, then you will for sure never find it

I haven't been on here lately

I'm hungry

Come on weekend

I never come on Twitter anymore

I had not bought anything on eBay in years. Now I remember why. The people on eBay are the people who are too crooked to sell stuff on Amazon. Never received package that was to be a Christmas gift. Now having hell getting my money back. How is eBay still in business?

This wouldn’t exactly strike fear in the minds of our adversaries. Imagine this guy sitting accross the table negotiating with world leaders?

#VeteransDay Thank you to all the Veterans for your service and contributions!

I need a ME day💯💯💯

You don't need a lot of friends Just a few good ones 😉😉😉