Was omw to kill my best friend but the sidewalk had a hole in it and I tripped I think I broke my leg fuck this sidewalk in particular

Has anybody seen a white haired clearly high guy I need to put him to bed he may be a liability rn

I want to wish everyone a wonderful valentine’s day. However, none of you will be truly happy today, for the best boy ever is already taken by me. I hope you all can cope with your misery somehow. Sincerely, DTK

I’m back to rub this in y’all’s face

Is ‘single’ symnonymus with ‘adult’ now??

Kid got me a dictionary for Valentine’s Day btw prepare for some big boy vocalburary from now on

YOUR NAME IS FUCKING STUPID YOUR LEGEND AINT REAL AND I HATE YOU

Reading me Marx to bed meant nothing to u??

We’re doin a campfire guys everyone is invited bring marshmallows

They calling me glorious now I am warm and cozy like a donut in oil yall better learn

Okie so I got a time out Kid promised me a date later so I’m gonna go sit it out bye yall

What if I died my hair pink I’d look cool as hell with pink hair

Y’all better keep this up.

Yes I kicked my feet and giggled yes I am pure testosterone and masculine power yes we exist

// unironically expressing excitement by saying “yahoo” and having a mild obsession with stars at 20 years old hashtag cooked

// throwback to that one time I wore a blue hoodie with a star on it to lectures and my friend went “u got it cause of Blackstar didn’t you” BYE

NO ME WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT THIS ISNT YOU. I MEAN ME

The other me better square up and man up I had a whole double date planned..