I woulda looked in the mirror, said "My Pleasure" and clocked tf out

In honor of my pal MarkJonesESPN getting the boot at ESPN, here are some of his career highlights:

Some teams have their best hitter bat 2nd. Sox have their worst hitter bat 2nd. Bold.

I need this shirt

my coworker passed away yesterday and they were about to fire him for not showing up, these jobs do not gaf about you bro…. choose yourself.

IT guy: So now you press any button to continue. Me: *Presses power button.* IT guy:

BREAKING: Garrett Crochet has announced he will be participating in the HR Derby this year as a pitcher 👀

this meant you were wealthy as a kid.

if I paid 4 thousand us american dollars in this economy for a wrestling show and you made me see jellyroll frog splash pat mcafee thru table I’d go right outside the arena and walk headfirst into oncoming traffic

Then. Commercial Break. Now. Commercial Break. Forever. Commercial Break. Commercial Break. Commercial Break. Together. #WrestleMania

Mike Vrabel 10 minutes after meeting his female counselor

RUMOR: Dianna Russini may have been cheating on Mike Vrabel with her husband.

the red sox have won the most world series this century

Tribe are the only artists with an argument for having 2 top 10 albums.

🤣🤣🤣

Instagram be beggin me to download Threads, I’M NOT!

As a grown man I’m not working 10 hours to come home and argue with a fat bitch