Remember kids, Xbox was charging for online while the PS3 had online for free, then Sony realized you can charge people online for no reason, the Nintendo realize you can do the same thing It does not go towards "upkeeping the servers" it goes to robbing you blind

I turned 26 at work during my night shift

all i ever want to do is post shit like "My auto-men will handle it. Leave me be and let the auto-men do it." or "My champion will take care of that. Yeah. Stalwart. Shoo." or "I already have my igor on that. My igor. Go away." with this cat shooing gif. cracks me up without fail

The weirdest part of the earliest most primordial episodes of the Pokémon anime - more than seeing real life animals - is absolutely seeing Ash Ketchum be horny.

bye bye

the LASH #deadlock

cook the bnnuy

"I Have no morals or belief system"

Spoiler warning for The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. What has always struck me about The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is a joke hidden in plain sight: “God knows…” In most stories, that phrase points upward. It suggests omniscience, certainty, a being who sees the whole

the genuine agonizing despair i felt when i first laid eyes upon this beautiful animal only to find out it's a character from league of legends

Nevermind. There's so much more to life than waiting to be chosen. I will bathe in my own Sunlight

私はゲイのファーリーではありませんが、フォックス・マクラウドさんと一緒に森の中の丸太小屋に住みたいです。私たちはセックスをすることはないでしょう。しかし彼が臀部を引き締めながら木を切るとき、次第に汗ばむ裸の上半身を、キッチンの窓から見ていた私は密かに腰の炎を燃やします。私は階段を