nice shoutout to Michael S. Scott on the BS Report today.

Hahaha nice try x.com/wsjsports/stat…

TWENTY-FIVE new The Best Restaurant Is entries!?! Today is Christmas Caity Weaver Rich Juzwiak

Ohhh CHIPS ahoy, like ships ahoy but chocolate chips

Nooooo x.com/scott_tobias/s…

wife: go see if the baby sleeping *walks into baby's room* baby: corporations exploit our insecurities for profit me: no babe she woke af

Peanut Butter and @thebaconjams revolutionizing the sandwich #notanad #billbelichickpbandj

I estimate worldwide exposure of negative $755.66 million (repeating of course) for company @dklausner x.com/deadspin/statu…

#adequateteen x.com/deadspin/statu…

@romyzipken greatdebates69.podbean.com/e/gd-classics-…

@BullCityMichael and it's not even close to over

@BullCityMichael trump landslide

Read this. Think about this. George H.W. Bush's gracious handoff to Bill Clinton. It's beautiful.

"Wait you mean I can't just fly around the country holding public rallies whipping morons into a frenzy anymore?" x.com/sopandeb/statu…

POLL: If you had $1,000, how would you spend it to maximize your financial fitness?