Stop glamorizing the hustle and start glamorizing the mussel

The man behind me on my flight today was wearing a mask, and when his seatmate sat down she asked whether he wanted her to wear a mask. He told her it was her choice but that his wife is immune compromised. She chose to wear it.

$15 minimum wage is an antiquated demand. It should be $30 per hour.

Dear any young black people watching MTG at home: please do not try any of this crap on your own. You are not a Republican white woman, you will not be allowed to perjure yourself without consequences, the judge will not give you the answers.

Here I am accompanying Drew Barrymore to the premier of Dodgeball The Musical 😂😜

I went to a baby group yesterday where the babies had to ‘pick’ toy vegetables and the v enthusiastic group leader said ‘everyone grab an aubergine’ and I said ‘that’s how we got into this mess in the first place, amiright?’ and literally nobody laughed

You can discuss the Madison Cawthorn photos while not engaging in the same homophobia and transphobia that he’s so well known for.

I just asked if anyone had a dress to spare. Y'all sent over $500 instead. Tonight this enby is going to their Sr prom in a wee, conservative town as their truest self because strangers on the internet decided they deserve to feel beautiful. And that's really fucking beautiful.

Members of ‘People’s Convoy’ drove across country from MD to the Bay Area in CA. They went to the home of Dem Assembly member Buffy Wicks where they honked horns and used bullhorns against her support of abortion rights. After leaving, they were pelted by eggs by young residents.

Hatch spent his career trying to end women’s access to reproductive health care.

The first step to cleaning your apartment is visualizing a clean apartment for 30 mins. The second step is getting high and realizing the apartment is coercing me into performing emotional labor, and is therefore cancelled

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's intergenerational wealth.

i’m 17. i get so many messages just like this. every single day. most of them aren’t even bots. they are real people.

Can Elon Musk buy and destroy Fox News instead?

Good question. I’m savoring my final moments