GO WHITE!!!

Much is made lately of unrealized gains being a means of tax avoidance, so I propose selling 10% of my Tesla stock. Do you support this?

My 6 year old just blamed the parents for making her room a mess. Like I’m skipping work meetings and playing toys up there all day.

Me: reading websites for gift ideas for my wife… Website: kettlebells, Fitbit, Instapot, Roomba… Me:

I have a bogus feeling about this…

Sweater weather. ❄️

When your kids can’t quite remember the gifts to 12 days of Christmas and you start to agree who needs French hens when you could get 3 rubber ducks instead.

To the free people of the world! We feel your support. We see your demonstrations with our flags. We hear your chants. This helps us fight the horrific Russian evil. Ukraine holds its ground ✊ We. Will. Not. Fall. #StandWithUkraine

It's ridiculous that Americans are fine with healthcare being tied to employment. Tying healthcare to employment is saying your life only matters as long as your labour is useful.

Wife: I'm getting an error on healthequity.com Me: sweet, I implemented that error screen!

Hello there #MayThe4thBeWithYou Abrams Planetarium

Reminder today is free comic book day. Take your kids and raise some geeks!

Looking for a bedtime story? A video of @AstroMarshburn reading out loud from Goodnight Moon aboard the International Space Station will be featured today at 7pm ET (23:00 UTC) during the Crayola and HarperKids “Read Along, Draw Along” event: fb.me/e/1DAL1SzFr

Excited for this event next week - if you are near Bellevue WA, come check out the Data Distribution @ Meta event. distributionmeetup.splashthat.com

For anyone threatening to leave Twitter, good luck trying to find this fire content on any other platform

I have altered the deal, pray I don’t alter it further.

Will it be a US holiday or World Cup that brings twitter totally down??

Does everyone with heated passenger seats use it as a food warmer while bringing home carry out?

It’s free comic book day!! Grab your kids and go nerd out.

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