Her: "Babe you were all up in my guts last night" Him: "Guts.."

this is my last year being bisexual

NewJeans is going to give it to you every time!

I sure am about to pull up to Gate 2 in my Mario Kart Jammie’s

Love how the first game of Fortnite I play with 𝐣𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧! 🫧 we get a Victory Royale! Let’s go!!!

Not me simping for a fictional robot again… 😩

I wish I was a dumb pop star

I can’t even begin to describe the rage I feel when someone pushes the ‘door open’ button while I’m in the middle of opening the door

The more that I think about it, ‘Honeymoon’ may just be one of Lana’s best.

rainbolt

Kinda flubbed the first half but looking back I really popped off in the second half tbh

Can we talk about how ‘Ditto’ by NewJeans is the best thing to hit K-Pop since ‘Max & Match’ by Loona?

This is Manny. Every single time he chews on his ball, it goes flying out of his mouth. And every single time, he is surprised. 13/10

If you ever wanted to know what a rave at club Silent Hill sounded like…

But also what a fantastic album this is! If you haven’t listened yet do yourself a favor!

Damn, I’m the broke ass they were talking about in that one Fergie song

Not Lana Del Rey’s dad releasing an album soon… Talk about nepotism baby am I right? 😒

Lost exactly 3 pounds since I started adjusting my eating habits and exercising more! I know it doesn’t seem like a lot but feeling kinda good about that!

Happy Carly Rae Jepsen new release day everybody! 💜 Stream Shy Boy today!

telling my kids this is zeus