a-w-wait, vampire?

won’t you look at that, you learn something new everyday.

well isn’t this just fanitastic, I vanished.

hold on- if a vampire and human date... that vampire must have a FIELD DAY once a month. wow.

it back

thank you.

could I be any more bored?

oh? how so?

the only thing I’m intimidated by is- everything, okay, you scare me.

I said I was bored not boring. what, do you not think I’m funny?- oh no.

cue panic mode.

too late, freaking out.

see? why didn’t I think of that? I’ve lost my touch. oh god

deep sigh. if you’re sure.

|| me: so excited to write and plot also me: literally ignores every single reply on every single page for a good bit because why not?¿ it’s a sad day for me folks no really, not ignoring jsut get super busy then lose muse lol

when you try to reply to soemone and send half the tweet on accident. Im going back to sleep goodbye cruel world

nice job Rachel, do me a favor and don’t die. or at least wait, I’m pretty sure you owe me thirty bucks.