Apart from screaming kids, shit TV, annoying in laws and the fact you'll be pissed before queens speech, it'll feel fuck all like Christmas.

Boxing Day... the day of cold turkey, boozing and gambling!!

I thought my job was shit, iv just seen a guy cleaning traffic lights!

LATEST: Think I've discovered what this "Thundersnow" is.... Yep. It's fucking rain. #uksnow

@hayley_louise29 do you mean loaf lol

Absolute idiot on free radio this morning!! Q. What colour is fresh snow? His answer. Yellow! 😖

Massive shame to hear about #ManyClouds

Ruby Walsh falling on the last....again!!! #FML

Absolutely gutted to say we had 22 bikes stolen last night. If anyone offers you a 2017 Analog or 2016 Attention get in touch CUBEBikesUK

@harry_kelly94 nah some of them are in oz too

@Goats13 you wanker! Iv just started watching it

@annakingage happy birthday shit head!

Hilarious! RT ♥️ "Annie Power was your fault though" Ruby Walsh top jockey enhanced 7/1 bit.ly/ppower10

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Douvan!!!!!!!!! Noooooooo!!!!!!

And there goes my banker!!!! Fuck!!

Thank fuck it's payday that's all I knows!!!

Hempsted bridge by Sainsburys isn't opening back up so avoid it atm!

I think I'd just walk out if I got pie'd like that!!!

#FuckRyanAir