All Metamask employees are sent an email every day: "what did you do today?" If they reply with anything that makes the wallet better, they immediately revert it and fire the employee.

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Ethereum Foundation Many thoughts and prayers to the Ethereum inner circle. Just when you graduated from the social layer (plebs) to the socialite layer (multiple Bankless episodes), they rug you by adding a total new layer. The gardening layer is out. And you didn’t make the cut. It’s over.

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United States represents just 15% of Chinese exports. Does Trump even know this? Besides what stops Chinese companies from exporting their stuff to a country like Brazil which is its ally, repackage stuff there and send the same stuff from Brazil to USA with 10% tariff? If

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Miles Deutscher Not surprising. The demand for low-effort, meant-to-rug projects is drying up, and that’s a good thing. Let’s hope the next cycles are built on real value. Truth is, most projects today offer little more than noise. No real breakthroughs. No lasting use cases. The builder

Never deleting this app

I can't believe this app is free

The fact that Coinbase and jesse.base.eth (who I like) think that combining the worst parts of memecoins with the worst parts of NFTs is a crypto innovation shows you how uncreative the industry has become. This is the most inane shit since Loot.

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There is absolutely no valid reason why prices are pumping right now. We're still a clown-show industry, light-years away from making any _meaningful_ dent in the lives of 99.9% of people on this planet. I'm here because I believe in the long game, I always have, but let's not