TL;DR: my career in early 2010s

I say "I'm not a build engineer any more!", but any time build tooling causes me issues, CI isn't fast enough for me, or flaky tests make me re-run repeatedly, bam, the Real Me comes back out to play.

SCIENCE!

whiteboard interviews test for exactly how good you are at prepping for whiteboard interviews

"can you hop onto a quick Zoom, it'd be easier to walk you through it"

Be careful with legacy code :)

"Did you get that thing done I asked you for?"

Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday? Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights We burn a Tesla in remembrance

Every. Single. New. Google. Product.

senior engineers reviewing a 1 line code change

May the 404's not be with you

I mean...

my brain is so cooked that on first read i thought this was talking about having a git merge conflict