'Roasted Duck & Dumpling Noodle Soup' hpstm.tc/9h9v #hipstamatic

If you cannot build straight lines & diamonds in vector without clipping masks you should not be a designer

Bad designers create houses of cards files - Good designers have to forensically investigate to fix

It's very easy to create art to size in Illustrator- why can't most people do that?

It's always better when they tell you what they want and not what to do

started typing: furniture besides .... and get what the next word was... IKEA! sorry Ikea I got love but need more selection!

Let's put 10lbs in a 5lb bag!!! #thingsdesignershavetoputupwith

NOT A FAN OF CLIPPING MASKS. I would rather have the cutout, a path and the layer before the cutout just in case.

Gradients in logos can mean problems. Which is why I'm against it.

New computer makes all adobe functions 4x faster BUT still manages to crash on occasion. 16GB of ram people

FUCKING CORRUPTED FONTS! Anyone like a 3rd party more than Font Book?

You say the government doesn't create jobs, but then say you have a plan to create 12 million jobs 2 mins later #Romnesia

This steel, glass & stone house hovers like a spaceship: ow.ly/eCbap

Client doesn't know whats in their FTP but insists I have the right "link"

HATES Artists who think they are above commercial bullshit. You are not a better person because you think you are.

Hello Designers! - Here to complain about my job that I should love. tmblr.co/Z_D2VtZp5Si2

“Every time Adobe releases a new CS they make it incompatible with the earlier version. Yall are bastards…” tmblr.co/Z_D2VtZqLakS

support.apple.com/kb/HT1420 for all those who need to deauthorize all their macs and start over.. Happy Holidays & Clouding

13 New Year’s Design Resolutions For 2013 - these guys are good tmblr.co/Z_D2VtaugcUQ

Once again 24hrs to design, price & prototype.