“ɪᴛ’s sᴏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴘᴀɪɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ’s ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ sᴡᴇᴇᴛɴᴇss. ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ sᴄᴀʀ ᴛᴏ sʜᴏᴡ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪɴᴇss. ᴡᴇ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ sᴏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ.”

He’s totally not flushing. Definitely not on the tips of his ears, or right above the line of his beard. Nope. “. . . Pfft, you say that like we [ had ] chances in the first place.” Sexual tension is a bitch, ain’t it?

|| August the Tsundere

|| fuck y’all this was funny

|| when u think they’re gonna fight,, but they actually probably gonna fuck

|| Exactly.

|| Sorry, folks. But this is as PG—13 as my good Christian server will allow.

“Well— . . .”

“Nisha, we all know you’re a voyeur.”

“Just might have to tune in next time.”

(603): Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.

|| hmmmm I might make a gay aesthetic thing for August n Rhys,,,,

“ɪғ ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ . . . ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴍʏ ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ.”

“Mmghhr. . .” Sleepy boy.

“Not really my month, then, is it?” He’s pulling a blanket over his head.

“I’m gonna beat the shit out of the next asshole who talks to me.”

|| I shaved all my hair off with a beard trimmer bc I was impatient

|| I was too. I’m also impulsive.