What am I supposed to do at work whenever Instagram is down? Actually work?! Fuck that! I’ll go back to complaining on Twitter before I’ll do that.

There’s the Academy Awards for movies, the Tony awards for plays, but where are the awards for servers? I know some servers that could act Meryl Streep out of the fucking water when they’re talking/smiling to customers.

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You know you hate your job when you secretly hope you get #coronavirus and get to be quarantined at home for a week.

If elected in 2020, I will make it a law that if a couple is on a 1st date at a restaurant, the signed credit card slip must be put face up so the date can see the tip.

I’m working on a pre-hostess kiosk for the front door. It asks “do you plan on tipping appropriately today?” Say yes, it leads you to the hostess. Say no, a trap door springs open and sends your ass to McDonalds.

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I need someone to quarantine these bills.

About to pick up some shifts at Joe Exotic’s pizza place.

I couldn’t afford my bills BEFORE all the restaurants closed.

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That server is badass. I want to find her & tip her all the money I have. bitchywaiter The Young Angry Server Server that hates everybody Shit Servers Say Server_Life 99 Server Problems Server Probs Bitter Ass Server

If you ever feel like sexual harassment is dead in America, become a waitress and/or hostess at a restaurant and simply walk through the kitchen.

Damn, it’s almost to the point of insulting. I’d be thinking “3 days in a row, did I forget to shower or something? Why the fuck don’t they want me in there making $$$?!”

If a restaurant or bar goes out of business, typically the servers find out the day they try to show up for their shift and are told to go home or show up to locked doors and a note. Why is it acceptable in our industry that our jobs can ghost us like a bad Tinder date?

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