I can't believe I used to think people my age were adults

So many snow days. No more kids cups. #Snowzilla2016

Managers who keep telling us to not cut ourselves, but then they never tell us when we are cut. #serverproblems

Frequenting a restaurant is a relationship not a one-night stand. Don’t make us feel cheap by trying buy your way in with handshake tips.

#serverlife

Pub Trivia. 4 people. 4 HH apps. 4 waters. Split checks.

20% please. x.com/thatssarcasm/s…

This Is The One And Only Way To Get Drunk Off Peanut Butter & Jelly. dose.com/lists/25898/?u…

You're probably new to the industry if you don't see the partial truth behind table stereotypes.

Every damn night.

A little BSB to start the lunch shift.

Try not to do it. Or, don’t do it... at all... ever. bit.ly/1KKGVXT

When a customer starts eating their fries before you even put the plate down. #getout

These are the patrons I wish I had. #HIMYM x.com/omgfactscelebs…

Customer stuck his napkin in his full Coke while asking me for a new Coke. After he already paid and didn't tip. And he sat there for 3 hrs.

Probably because it's amazing.

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