started from a stair now we here 👌 zayn

Zaughty fam still going strong

I'm shit at replying to DMs, even to my baby momma 😂

I wonder how fast she'll kill me if I fall asleep

{Waddles up behind ️ and covers his eyes, growling in his ear playfully} Start walking and do as I say, understood?

{I can't help but smile at the excitement I hear in ️'s voice as I lead him forward} You'll see.

If there's strippers, they're for me. {I snort, guiding ️ forward a few more steps before bringing him to a stop} Ready?

{Swatting back at ️'s hand childishly, I scold him} Keep you eyes shut until I say, okay? No peeking!

{Chuckling with a shake of my head, I continue to block ️'s vision with my hand regardless as I move to stand before him, and--

-- once I was positive ️ did indeed have his eyes closed, I began backing away as a wicked grin formed on my face. Grabbing--

-- a large water gun connected to a hose, I threw another at ️'s feet and hopped up onto the massive trampoline I had set up--

-- the night before} Happy Birthday, ️. You can finally battle like a 21 year old. Loser has to carry the other around for a--

-- whole day! {I announce to ️ before pressing down on the trigger of my gun and spraying him right in the face}

I don't need to work out to take you on! {I laugh as ️ hits me, bouncing up and down on the trampoline before jumping high and--

-- aiming for ️ once again}