Elmo was NOT regretful. He profitted and is still in bed with his master.

2022, KOSA almost got attached to the NDAA and passed 2024, it was one vote away from passing after the Senate 3 years later, this bill STILL hasn't passed because of YOU ALL. WE pushed back and won. We can do it again, but only if you commit Stop despairing and start calling

I literally wrote a paper about this in 8th grade.

"Os jovens que virem este filme devem reconhecer que, no futuro, a fé cega nos seus líderes irá levá-los à morte." nunca vou esquecer dessa pedrada do donald sutherland, ator que interpretou o snow, falando sobre a franquia jogos vorazes

I'm at a weird place in life. My younger self was way more social and kept in touch with people I love. My current self is super introverted and don't really talk to people I love a lot but I still love them though. People probably be thinking ion fuck with them or I'm mad at

A guy gets pulled over for speeding and the officer asked, “What’s your name son?” The boy replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-David, sir” The officer looked at him kinda funny and said, “Oh, do you have a stutter?” The boy replied, “No sir, my Dad has a stutter and the guy who filled out

“What's wrong with you lately? You seem to be checked out & not yourself.” Me: I'm grieving a life I thought I would have, battling stuff that no one knows about, & craving a future that I don't think exists for me, so yeah I'm pretty checked out. I'm fine though.

Jokingly told my therapist “I yearn for the urn” and she was like “You know I think that’s funny, but officially I have to ask that you not joke about su*cide.”

Someone told me: "You could literally be fighting for your life, and some people will only notice how you're not showing up for them" Let that sink in.

There is no greater fiction writer than an ADHDer at 11 PM saying, "I’ll just knock this out first thing in the morning." Night Me is an ambitious CEO with a vision. Morning Me is a swamp creature fighting for his life just to put on socks. They have never met, and they hate

We are GIVING AWAY a WOOLHAVEN PC with the help of Aftershock PC Australia To celebrate the release of our first expansion! ❄️ ❤️ Like 🔄Retweet 👤Be following us for a chance to win!

In honor of a confirmed GAGA performance at this year's Grammy Awards: The category is... GAGA ⚡️ —evolution video, 2026.

To celebrate the release of Pokémon Pokopia, TWO LUCKY WINNERS will receive a copy of Pokémon Pokopia for Nintendo Switch 2! This continues my monthly 30th Anniversary giveaway! All you need to do is: - Like 👍🏼 - Repost ♻️ - Follow me Pikaccino ⚡️ ⚡️ Exclusions apply. Please

In celebration of my snake's eggs hatching, I'm giving away a Switch 2 and Pokopia! This will run for a whole week with more ways to enter every day. :) Please don't enter to resell, I want someone who really wants to play to be able to enjoy this game! gleam.io/FiG3c/switch-2…

Yo doods Ben Miller and I decided to hook it up for everybody and give away a Switch 2 and digital copy of Pokopia. To enter: Like this post Retweet this post Rolled live for proof (attendance not required) on twitch on 3/21 the final day of Switch Week! Also go follow Ben :]

this is art

no suicidal shit but I really do understand why ppl k*ll themselves life be so hard it’s always thing after thing

Walmart is officially going full force and is rolling out digital price tags in all 4,600 US stores, with digital screens replacing paper price tags by the end of 2026. Every shelf. Every store. All controlled remotely from one central system. This gives Walmart the ability