she's a 10 but on the pH scale

Rate my grandma's set up

We should start naming heatwaves after fossil fuel companies.

So let’s talk about how people play in black women’s faces in the workplace, how to spot it and what to do about it 🧵

bobcat is short for robertcat

You loved playing “Allergies or COVID?” Now get ready for “Mosquito Bite or Monkeypox!”

joining a team as a senior engineer and turning a big dial taht says "Microservices" one one end and "Monolith" on the other and looking back at my team for approval like a contestant on the price is right

"Y is the Z of vowels" - my friend Pete

In my 30s. My hacker name is now Acid Reflux Burn.

Companies be like:

SO BASICALLY THERE'S THIS PROGRAMMING RETREAT WHERE YOU GET TO WORK ON WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH NO DEADLINES AND YOU COLLABORATE WITH COOL PEOPLE BUT ALSO IT'S FREE BECAUSE THERE'S THIS OPTIONAL THING WHERE THEY HELP YOU FIND A JOB IF YOU WANT AND RUST'S TYPE SYSTEM IS ACTUALLY