........what?

I quit alcohol 6 months ago. Most non-consequential decision I had bigger expectations for.

Full Video Here! youtu.be/_WsPZC1-TLo?si…

I want to run this by my pastor for his next sermon. Profoundly wise.

Someone selling their vehicle agreed to my offer to pay for it upfront, in full, with c̶a̶s̶h̶ bitcoin. Then their spouse made them walk that back and insist on fiat. Yeah you know it. "The spouse" is always the woman. And yet people argue not only do men understand real money.

Or even better; long the bitcoin, short the dollar.

At Verizon. Remember, everyone. Verizon.

There are simply too many undiagnosed idiots. If you understand, please send your extraction team and get me outta here.

The business making my appointment with them asked if my phone number is a mobile or a land line. I immediately learned to say land line next time if I don't want more corporate software texting me without my consent.

My feed looks like I searched for "Trump H-1B". A tsunami of pissed off, unemployed Americans.

🇺🇸🇮🇳美印航線候機大廳，全是坐輪椅的印度人。 因為殘疾旅客可以享受優先登機、全程接送等服務，導致部分航線“殘疾”旅客比例高達 80%。🤔

Ep-yeah! Finally; epping-eh.

How is this not AI, Hodgetwins?

Is Leading Report telling Bitcoin jokes?

If you got really good at something that kept you in demand for decades, and then suddenly - poof - everything changed and you're an old man that can't find that work again...what do you do? Starting over in industry as a low wage peon isn't a viable path for a family provider.

Do I cite Mark Neuman when I quote this wisdom?

I've never seen a lost account become so based. I'm still suspicious this account was transferred to a different pair of thumbs. That's easier to believe than the turnaround of this mind.

Wasn't there a time when he said he brought bitcoin to Starbucks? I remember when he told everyone Whole Foods now accepts bitcoin.

My first task at a corporation I shall not name was to repair their servers' broken SSH keyrings. I did not already know how to do this. I fixed it within the first Scrum Sprint. The team of H-1Bs before me still couldn't fix it after 9 months of excuses.

I used to think I had it all figured out. Now I need to confer with someone that has it all figured out. My final lesson may be that there is no such person. Life deals us each our cards and winning hands think their good fortune was their determination.