❝Fair warning, I've had a recent affliction of, how do you commoners say... 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱-𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨. It explains why my guests keep arriving to brunch with such full bellies~!❞

❝Ahn.~ I remember the first gift I received from mother- the guard we caught sleeping on the job. Such an irresponsible woman! She made a better steed for getting around the mansion.~ ❞

❝Another burglar? Mnnf. No gold for your pockets, so I'll just pump you full of my liquid ivory as punishment.~❞ Not that the would-be theif could respond- each burning hot jet of seed plastering her womb making it hard to do more than squeal as she was seeded til sunrise.

❝Hm? What do you mean, 'seperate bathing areas'~? Nonsense. Now sit down and relax. If you feel something start to prod your back well... I enjoy giving my guests a rather 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 cleansing. ♡❞

//Is alive once more.